May 2011
11 posts
Dog Gives Cat a Scooter Ride →
May 23 So two days have gone by since when the “Rapture” was supposed to take place, and everyone seems to be relieved that nothing happened. But I point to this video as evidence that that’s…
May 23rd
Reactions to Smallville Finale →
May 22 Listen, I don’t really watch Smallville to be honest. This just happened to be on the tv and my camera was pointed to it, so that’s what it picked up. What I was trying to do was record…
May 22nd
Sloth "Flying" Across the Road →
May 21 God, why do they humiliate me like this? They know I hate this song, and then they use it to “remix” when I crossed the road. Ugggggh. This was the song that was playing on the radio…
May 22nd
Gun = Bus Pass? →
May 19 On Sunday, I show bus driver banana. He look at me like monkey, like go away. I shrug, I go “Whatever it.” On Monday, I show bus driver the real nice smile. My teeth, they white! It…
May 20th
You Won't Believe This! →
May 18 Oh my god! Can you believe this? They uh… They dropped it! Wow, man. That uh… that… is that a shield? No, it’s a plate. Wow, they totally dropped that plate! Good thing it didn’t…
May 19th
Baseball Fan Escapes Field →
May 16 He evaded security like no man ever had before. It got a whole stadium up on their feet, cheering. And then he jumped… into lava. Do yourself and your family a favor by going online…
May 17th
Girls Gone Gene Wilder →
May 15 Also coming to DVD: Girls Gone Smiles (for kids), Ghouls Gone Wild (for Halloween), and Girls Caan Wild (for James Caan fans)
May 16th
Human Bicycle @ Airport →
May 13 What happened right after this video: The kid on the bottom got his shirt stuck in the conveyor belt. His shirt started to shred, so he was forced to take it out. Bare-chested, he…
May 13th
Northern Fur Seal Release →
May 12 Yo, this is crazy. Uh… I’m the seal from the video. Never been on the internet before. This is such a trip! LOL! Did I do that right? Just learned about “LOL” and I think it’s pretty…
May 12th
Lacrosse Miracle Shot →
May 11 I want to celebrate as much as the next guy, but I think it’d be good if everyone knew the real story behind this amazing goal. 1. That ball is magic. 2. The lacrosse player who made…
May 12th
High five for first kiss (original) →
May 10 I can’t believe everyone’s eating this thing up. “Oh, it’s so cute.” “That boy is adorable and charming.” “Puppy love.” I’ve had enough. Guys… that’s no kid. That’s my 27-year-old…
May 10th