July 2011
14 posts
Internet Memes Better with Cute Animals →
Jul 29 Today’s misleading title that doesn’t deliver on promises: “Humans Do It Like Animals”
Dog jump fail →
Jul 28 I was really excited about this video, but then I realized I misread it and it’s not “Bush gets slammed by dong” but just a silly “dog.” Maybe next time.
Challenge Accepted →
Jul 26 In summary, the spicy deodorant muscle-man is going to duel with the womanly, foreign butter* baron.
*I’ve been told but refuse to accept that the product isn’t actually butter.
Welsh Corgi Rodeo →
Jul 25 Other fun things you can do to drive your dog crazy:
-Dress up like a cat and mispronounce the word “nuclear”
-Dangle keys in front of its face and loudly slurp your soup
-Put peanut…
Old Man Punches Fake Farter →
Jul 22 I don’t know whose side I’m on. One on hand, you’ve got the guy who thinks “fart machines” are funny. But on the other hand, you’ve got a guy who can barely comprehend the idea of…
Nyan Cat Orchestrated →
Jul 21 OK, internet, you’ve had your fun. Now shut it down; people need to do their jobs.
Harry Potter Re-Enacted By Cats →
Jul 17 Oh sure let’s have cats reenact the Harry Potter books, but when I propose that cats reenact my twelve unpublished fantasy novels about men who are also boats, I’m considered “a waste of…
Gandalf vs Dumbledore →
Jul 16 Both got old a LONG time ago, but I wonder which is more likely to die out first (God willing that they do at all): “comedy” about Harry Potter or white people “hilariously” rapping?
Speak Like Kristen Stewart →
Jul 15 I had a similar video to this called “Speak Like Val Kilmer” — the trick is to shove your mouth with food and go “I used to be Batman! More like Fatman! Oh dear…”
Tom Green Created Planking →
Jul 14 Instead of writing a caption, allow me to instead predict one of the below comments, based on how they’ve been going recently:
“wtf. this is fake - green is a color not a name”
This is…
The Voice of Saruman →
Jul 12 It’s so sad it had to end like this. Saruman already had a 100-performance contract at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Dogs Be Helpin' Dogs →
Jul 11 Take note, humans, as this is the very moment that starts the Dog Revolution. In but a few scant years, our president will no longer be Barack Obama, but rather…. Barbark Obarka!!!!…
HOGWARTS: Which House Are You? →
Jul 10 The public perception is that Hufflepuff is boring, but if you’re ever had your huffle puffed, then you know ain’t nothin’ boring about it! Whoooooooooo!
My Drunk Kitchen Holiday: Fourth of July →
Jul 6 If you watch this video and like it, then there’s no point in me writing a goofy little caption down here. You’ve already been entertained.
BUT! If this video’s not your cup of tea,…
